eu penso e penso e penso, mas continuo sem perceber porque e que estas gajas que vestem saias que lhes deixa meio rabo de fora se queixam de ser olhadas com olhos de quem despe um brinquedo sexual
Captain of a drifting spaceship;
"Captain", "Yes, Marcus", "We are on collision route with an asteroid", "Can we avoid it?", "I'm afraid we can't, Sir", "Blow it off?", "It's too big", "Full speed then, Marcus", "Where to, Sir?", "Straight ahead", "And then?", "If I knew, Marcus, I don't think I'd be drifting in space with you, would I?", "No, Sir.", "Marcus?", "Yes, Sir?", "Did you bring a tie?", "Yes, Sir", "Good. Make sure you wear it then", "Why, Sir?", "Because we're about to become stars."
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! amei!
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